You can’t get thinner!

About 6 days from today I noticed something that my belly starts from my belly button to the end of my back and found that the total distance between my belly button and the back is no way more than 15inch but when I looked at the belly of Mr.Frincher (the friendly neighborhood fat man) I thanked god for not making me that big the way Mr.Frincher is. I just laugh at those people m not trying to put any kind of hate or discrimination over this but its definitely a matter of laughter that they wake up early in the morning and run around miles or blocks just to see that godly endowed belly a lil thinner or smaller as their main problem above every other problem is to look good. But they are not at all aware of what they are gaining and what they are losing. I can’t tell about those who get fatter with the time and gather an enormous amount strange jelly kind of yellow fat in their ass but m too damn sure about those who are born fat they can’t get thinner no matter whatever they do whether bungee jumping , run day in day out or bring changes in their diet. I suggest them to pack their stuff up and fly to Hawaii then they won’t have to suffer lives without chicks or gays (according to their orientation) plus they would also get rid of jacking off in the corner 4 to 5 times a day.